May 19, 2013
Met a mexican guy with the cutest puppy!!
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Sisters sharing a twin size bed. We both dreamt of mexican food.
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May 18, 2013
Steve Wozniak giving a beautiful and inspirational speech!! Amen!
May 17, 2013
My origami crane means… I broke apart from my rope, I am made out of paper so I am still sensitive but strong for flying on my own.
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“We’re all mad here” -alice in wonderland
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May 16, 2013
The best right?
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I think this was first grade.
My little heart tatt is pretty, but my watch is dumb.
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May 15, 2013
I love these tattoo’s =)! me want!
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May 14, 2013
@erikgriffin and me- best friends forever.
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Sharing kid stories through my drawings - tomorrow night at Steve Allen theater! 😋
Feeling pinky today
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Looking forward to peeing in pools this summer.
May 13, 2013
This was me as a kid sitting up on the last row refusing to be in the Shamu’s soak zone at Sea World. I
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This Wednesday at Steve Allen Theater 8 pm! My one person show “Melissa!” This show will entail of embarrassing photos, drawings, my stand-up, and my songs.
Had to regram this from @catzwithbowties !!! Oh man how cute is this!!?
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Very excited for my sister’s graduation this week! She drew this in my calendar a while back so I wouldn’t forget. Hah
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Who do my bangs think they are?!!
monypony:
omg <3
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May 11, 2013
Middle seat party.
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"We're all mad here" -alice in wonderland http://t.co/WqICosL90h
Woo! Tonight is my show "Melissa!" at Steve Allen Theater! 8 pm! I am very excited poop butts!
brendonwalsh's stupid set list http://t.co/ZCz11DH83G
Serious Kid: http://t.co/LPkq4ihSLY via @YouTube
5 dollar tickets for my one person show for "Melissa!" here: http://t.co/TF0uoud3Lx Hope to see you there! Thanks booger butts!
I was a very serious kid. I never was in the soak zone at Sea World. I did not want Shamu's pee on me. YOU KNOW HE PISSED IN THERE!
hahah that's awesome! so happy that you can relate :) !
Guy on phone in hotel room next to me: "YOU NEVER COMPLIMENT ME OR MAKE ME FEEL GOOD." Me in my hotel room ---> FART/LAUGH TO MYSELF.