Met a mexican guy with the cutest puppy!!

Sisters sharing a twin size bed. We both dreamt of mexican food.

Steve Wozniak giving a beautiful and inspirational speech!! Amen!

My origami crane means… I broke apart from my rope, I am made out of paper so I am still sensitive but strong for flying on my own.

“We’re all mad here” -alice in wonderland

The best right?

I think this was first grade.

My little heart tatt is pretty, but my watch is dumb.

I love these tattoo’s =)! me want! 

@erikgriffin and me- best friends forever.

Sharing kid stories through my drawings - tomorrow night at Steve Allen theater! 😋

Feeling pinky today

Looking forward to peeing in pools this summer.

This was me as a kid sitting up on the last row refusing to be in the Shamu’s soak zone at Sea World. I

This Wednesday at Steve Allen Theater 8 pm! My one person show “Melissa!” This show will entail of embarrassing photos, drawings, my stand-up, and my songs.

Had to regram this from @catzwithbowties !!! Oh man how cute is this!!?

Very excited for my sister’s graduation this week! She drew this in my calendar a while back so I wouldn’t forget. Hah

Who do my bangs think they are?!!

monypony:

omg <3

Middle seat party.